Katelin+Clemont's+Page+on+how+to+make+a+cake

FIRST: Go buy some cake mix if you're not a lazy old hobo. SECOND: Pour the mix into your mixing thinger mabob. THIRDEST: Put a few eggs in there. (make sure u dont accidentally put the WHOLE egg- just the yolk+white) FOURTHESTEST: Mix the cake powder stuff until its so mucky your hands hurt from stirring. FIFITH: preheat oven to 350 degrees ferenheit. Then Put the cake in the oven (DON'T BURN YOURSELF) SIXTH: Take it out before your kitchen smells like it's on fire. SEVENTH: DON"T BURN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT THE CAKE.

WARNING: this cake may cause explosive diahrrea, puking, uncontrollable laughing, and fainting problems. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SICKNESSES, INJURIES, OR FALSE HOPE.